Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for October 24, 2017

Things are better when they are hot or moving.

Do Not Trust This Man.

The cherry Kool-Aid was better. My favorite was root beer, which should make a better hair dye for people who don’t dye their hair with Kool-Aid. You blend in better, Kool-Aid being a stock joke for finger-pulling. Time to head down to the Triple Aaarrrgh for pirated Spin and Marty episodes.

Yeah, pull his finger. This far away, we can’t smell the result.

Unless he states ‘Simon says’, do not pull his finger..

Flip him the middle finger..

No smiley face on the Kool Aid pitcher?

The men in Ecuador have cornered the market on black dye – they use it on their heads instead of their shoes.

No wait, pull my leg!

Oh Yeah!

Anyone should be able to tell that’s Raspberry Lik-m-Aid. Want a lick?

Bppht! A small raspberry for the freaky-deaky frock-coated guy with the unnatural hair color (he’s a liar, too).

What I await is for that pitcher of Kool-Aid to burst through the Fourth Wall and intimidate us all into “drinking the kool-aid.” Sr. Teresa can be so devious!

I know a girl who reminds me of Cher

She’s always changing

The color of her hair

She don’t use nothing

That ya buy at the store

She likes her hair to be real orange

She uses tangerines

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The Flaming Lips – She Don’t Use Jelly

No, we are not talking about the pink elephant in the room. Well, maybe, if he runs under my chair.

He would offer you some koolickles, but they’re gone. His phalanges find that koolickles are irresistibly delicious..

I hate Kool-Aid. Is that un-American?