FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for December 29, 2017

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    Adiraiju  almost 7 years ago

    You are OBSERVANT!

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    DanFlak  almost 7 years ago

    Because you’re 14.

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    The Reader Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    Because it is unique, it is special, and it has worth.

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    Cozmik Cowboy  almost 7 years ago

    Because you believe the zit “treatment” industry when they tell you not to pop that bad boy (because if it goes away, what will they sell you?)

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    tripwire45  almost 7 years ago

    Actually, the first three are true pretty much no matter what.

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  almost 7 years ago

    Humans are walking oxymorons. We are all the same, yet all unique. Zits are not.

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    Wren Fahel  almost 7 years ago

    I always call my younger daughter “weird”, which she loves. One time my mother heard me and got upset. “You shouldn’t call her ‘weird’; you should call her ‘unique’.” I looked at her and said, “‘Unique’ is just a fancy word for ‘weird’, and the kids at school aren’t going to say ‘unique’.” She used to do the same to me, saying that I wasn’t short, but “petite”. My answer: “‘Petite’ is just a fancy word for ‘short’.”

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