The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for November 18, 2017

It would be OK, except for the tassels…and the fact that the handles are pointing the wrong way.

The easier to steer him away from the dessert cart.

You can’t handle the truth.

All he needs now is a saddle and the wife can ride his err, bum, for all she wants.

That may be just a little more love than she can handle.

He’s thinking Harley … she’ll see Schwinn.

Those shorts just crack me up.

Oh. That cannot be good.

Gotta ask, who rides you in that direction?

And you thought his growing a handlebar mustache was a leap into faith beyond hope?

Aww, they even have streamers. Maybe he’ll add a banana seat, too.

he ate the paperboy

I think the left side is the throttle, but where’s the brake? Yoda says, “Handle with care”.

He looks a bit cranky.

He was hoping for “ape hangers”.

Reminds me to call the plumber.