Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for November 23, 2017

Duh! Fred’s a male, not a broad.

And the inanimate object sits there, doing no harm. Like it will every day until a human picks it up and misuses it. But of course, let’s keep pretending that the inanimate object is the problem.

After being fed, a tick is all broad side.

I’d say it’s okay to shoot any of those three predators while they are still on your person.

Please stop with the "gun=bad B.S.Please stop with the gun=bad B.S. This strip is WAY better than that!

“I can put a round in a flea’s ass at 200 meters”—Gunny Highway