Bloom County 2019 by Berkeley Breathed for November 24, 2017

5. Her brother’s a mime, and she’s just trying to get back at me for the olive-loaf incident.

6. You’ve mistaken me for __________________

7. “Look at her…I don’t think so.” DT’s public response to Natasha Stoynoff’s allegation of assault.

“That’s HEIMLICH, NOT Hind-Lick!”

Admit nothing. Deny everything. Make counter-accusations.

Can’t prove it either way. Drop it and get on with life. Too much slander going on.

The return of Alf Mushpie?

According to the economic-power-celebrity-race-religion formula of how many women’s words are the equivalent of your ONE, Opus, as a male celebrity who rocks a tux…

Hey, one thing people are noticing more and more in their own circles is who values females less than males – and that is not only from actions taken but from some people actually thinking that there are some men whose sole word is the equivalent of eight to fifteen females’ words.

Lola Granola?

Oh god, I remember this. The cockroach woman. “I was squishing her!” “You lingered.”

What is the age of consent for penguins?

Well to be fair, it’s his word against her, her, her, her, her and her…. did I miss anyone?

DON’T SAY ANYTHING.

Opus is the Charlie Rose of comics characters. Will BB disavow and fire him, or defend him and share in his guilt?

That’s what you get when you use Jalapeno-infused maple syrup.