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BTW, why does the pirate narwhal have two swords? He can fight with what Nature gave him, and enjoy hearing his defeated rival exclaim, “Curse, foiled again!”
mddshubby2005 about 7 years ago
I sincerely hope the first mate is a rock lobster. Motion in the ocean…
SusanSunshine Premium Member about 7 years ago
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Watch out for his “recruiters” … you think you’re signing up with some kind of “Sea-cation” …
They’re really saying Cetacean…
Try to escape and he’ll whale on you.
Any time you don’t quite understand him, he’ll make sure you get his point.
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Special note: in case he ever asks you to repeat his order, try to remember it’s “Artiodactyla.”
OK, so I didn’t know that…. I just took an ocean to look it up…
I used Wikipedia… the pirate edition.
Fantom Premium Member about 7 years ago
Lefty should’ve known this was a fishy story, full of “carp”.
SunflowerGirl100 about 7 years ago
He needs a mascot to parrot his orders.
Cerabooge about 7 years ago
The narwhale is a fascinating creature.
BTW, why does the pirate narwhal have two swords? He can fight with what Nature gave him, and enjoy hearing his defeated rival exclaim, “Curse, foiled again!”
gammaguy about 7 years ago
He’s Swedish: Pontus Pirate.