Nancy Classics by Ernie Bushmiller for June 10, 2019
June 08, 2019
June 11, 2019
Transcript:
Boy: Okay---I'll take one. Ugh---This stuff is AWFUL.
Nancy: Huh---You don't know how LUCKY you are---You've only got ONE glassful---I've got GALLONS.
Table reads: LEMONADE 3 CENTS A GLASS.
About 2 years ago, I was driving through a neighborhood and saw a lemonade stand. Since I had one as a child, I thought I’d contribute to the business education of a child. Paid my dollar for a cup of lemonade and after the transaction, the child disappeared into the house. The lemonade had no sugar!
1- POPEYE JR: Four gallons of water and a single lemon. I bet it’s good! 2- Ugh. I lost that bet. 3- NANCY: If you want to complain… 4- …go to the next booth down. There’s some girl who’ll listen to all your stupid problems for 5 cents. If you can get that round headed kid away from her that is.
astutepanther Premium Member over 5 years ago
When did this strip become so sour?
some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member over 5 years ago
Panel 2 would make a great avatar for one of those people who want to complain about comics all the time.
jrankin1959 over 5 years ago
Nancy: Of course – that’s the three-cent batch. The one with sugar is ten cents…
jimmjonzz Premium Member over 5 years ago
My favorite sounds-awful-but-tastes-great lemonade recipe..
Four cups water.
One cup lemon juice.
Maple Syrup or Honey or Unrefined Sugar, between half a cup and one cup.
Cayenne Pepper powder, one eighth to one fourth teaspoon.
Serve iced.
I actually use close to twice the amount of cayenne, but that’s just me.
Zebrastripes over 5 years ago
Close down and back to square one
lee61951 over 5 years ago
Love the haircut on the young sailor!
WCraft Premium Member over 5 years ago
Okie doke over 5 years ago
1949…When 3¢ was real money!
Another Take over 5 years ago
1- POPEYE JR: Four gallons of water and a single lemon. I bet it’s good! 2- Ugh. I lost that bet. 3- NANCY: If you want to complain… 4- …go to the next booth down. There’s some girl who’ll listen to all your stupid problems for 5 cents. If you can get that round headed kid away from her that is.
Not the Smartest Man On the Planet -- Maybe Close Premium Member over 5 years ago
That kid’s haircut is strangely modern.
harkherp over 5 years ago
Sailor hat kid has a Three Rocks Fade Cut !!
brklnbern over 5 years ago
The arrogant businesswoman syndrome.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] over 5 years ago
What no sugar? You added salt by mistake?