Nancy Classics by Ernie Bushmiller for December 13, 2019

Insert cruel “did your face get caught in the blades” joke here…

Napoleon, after attaining fame for winning several major military confrontations, meets Josephine for the first time at a formal affair. She is fluttering a black lace fan in front of her face. She praises him for his success and bravery but coyly asks what weapon he fears most… flutter-flutter fan, only eyes showing, batting her eyelashes…

Napoleon answers, “Fans, Mademoiselle.”

Apocryphal, sure. Hilariously played in Abel Gance’s silent era masterpiece “Napoleon.”

Day 4 of the Spanish senorita arc…

Si!

The Spanish senorita has better English than Sluggo—not that it takes much!

4- LUKE! LUKE! I AM YOUR FATHER LUKE! (Tommy Boy movie reference. Hilarious film!)

WHAT went " Boing-g-g"?!!!! lol

Argh! Friday the 13th done falls on a Friday this month! The worst of all possible days!

Nancy invents the cordless electric fan.

That’s the second day in a row that Dolores has used a “come hither” pose on Sluggo, this time with a wink. I think that Nancy’s jealousy is not unfounded.

That’s a hoochie mama

Make sure that fan is unplugged when you are doing the peaking, Nancy or you could get a nose-job for no cost…..

Good one today.

Is this where Beavis & Butthead got the “boing”?

aye carumba