Nancy Classics by Ernie Bushmiller for December 13, 2019
December 12, 2019
December 14, 2019
Transcript:
Girl: Hello. Sluggo: BOING-GG Wow---Dat spanish goil has th' cutest li'l ways. I can't resist her when she peeks at me from behind her FAN. Nancy: ? Well, if that's all he wants.
Major Matt Mason Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Insert cruel “did your face get caught in the blades” joke here…
jimmjonzz Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Napoleon, after attaining fame for winning several major military confrontations, meets Josephine for the first time at a formal affair. She is fluttering a black lace fan in front of her face. She praises him for his success and bravery but coyly asks what weapon he fears most… flutter-flutter fan, only eyes showing, batting her eyelashes…
Napoleon answers, “Fans, Mademoiselle.”
Apocryphal, sure. Hilariously played in Abel Gance’s silent era masterpiece “Napoleon.”
jagedlo almost 5 years ago
Day 4 of the Spanish senorita arc…
Zebrastripes almost 5 years ago
Si!
WLG12037 almost 5 years ago
The Spanish senorita has better English than Sluggo—not that it takes much!
Another Take almost 5 years ago
4- LUKE! LUKE! I AM YOUR FATHER LUKE! (Tommy Boy movie reference. Hilarious film!)
sparkle 13 Premium Member almost 5 years ago
WHAT went " Boing-g-g"?!!!! lol
I Go Pogo almost 5 years ago
Argh! Friday the 13th done falls on a Friday this month! The worst of all possible days!
nerdhoof almost 5 years ago
Nancy invents the cordless electric fan.
atomicdog almost 5 years ago
That’s the second day in a row that Dolores has used a “come hither” pose on Sluggo, this time with a wink. I think that Nancy’s jealousy is not unfounded.
The Sinistral Bassist Premium Member almost 5 years ago
That’s a hoochie mama
fix-n-fly almost 5 years ago
Make sure that fan is unplugged when you are doing the peaking, Nancy or you could get a nose-job for no cost…..
brklnbern almost 5 years ago
Good one today.
CougarAllen almost 5 years ago
Is this where Beavis & Butthead got the “boing”?
asrialfeeple almost 5 years ago
aye carumba