The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for December 19, 2017

Rogreen…feel spruced-up all the time.

If the spots are itchy, you might also wanna try some Tannenbalm.

Better Rogreen than a branch-over.

It doesn’t work, he’s just being needled.

Fir-get that.

Tom couldn’t make up his mind. You see, he wasn’t very decid-uous.

Must be a bald-some spruce.

Where do I get that for my tree?

Oh, yew guys!

He can always join the “Needle Club” for pines.

It’s a bald cypress.

Better see an arborist first, could be the dreaded spruce bud-worm….

Thanks for the tips. Now tell me what to do about this embarrassing bark itch.

Can’t be Dogwood.No bark ;~)

Now they just need something for their slowly dying problem.