Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for January 11, 2018

Mr. and Mrs. Harris didn’t have the talk with Mark?

uhhh, BE THIS GUY, you mean Zonker, probably. I had more to say, but somehow can’t remember it now.

For all those folks who have been describing Z as “asexual”, here is your “smoking gun”, so to speak.

Sex is an overrated pastime !

Z’s relationship with reality has always been at a healthy distance.

Remember, when Mike met him, Z was sitting in the pond, the most colorful of the several colorful characters.

I believe Mike’s co-worker Marcia referred Zonker as being “like an elf”, in this department

Oh yeah, well where does the STORK get the babies? Huh? Answer me that!

Marriage DOES make sex far-fetched. . .

I think GT kept Zonker a virgin right to the end. Oh, well, Charles Shultz never did let Charlie Brown kick the football, either.

The first openly asexual cartoon character.

The lecture hall speeches for Biology 101 were ethics more than anything else. It was a good place to close my eyes and listen to the babbling brook. The testable information was from the small study groups that were way too easy to be present for.

In the past ,here in Italy Catholic people said “I don’t do it (sex) for my pleasure but to give God another soldier” .

I always liked Zonker