Two men in a life boat in the middle of the ocean. An old bottle floats by and they grab it. Out comes the obligatory genie. Genie: “You have freed me from this bottle. I will grant you one wish.” First man:“I’m awful thirsty. Could you make the ocean beer?” Poooff! The ocean became beer. Second man:“You idiot. Now we’ll have to pee in the boat.”"
For St. Patrick’s Day: there’s an old joke about the Irishman offered three wishes by a genius (singular of genie). He asked for a never-empty bottle of Guiness. After taking a good long swig, he was asked about his other wishes, “I’ll have two more of the same, thank ye.”
nosirrom over 3 years ago
Well I do need a beer hat.
Pickled Pete over 3 years ago
Bottle opener.
pathamil over 3 years ago
Relocate me to a bottle opener…
posse1 Premium Member over 3 years ago
Right when you think the ol’ “stranded on an island” schtick was out of chuckles…
julie.mason1 Premium Member over 3 years ago
Two men in a life boat in the middle of the ocean. An old bottle floats by and they grab it. Out comes the obligatory genie. Genie: “You have freed me from this bottle. I will grant you one wish.” First man:“I’m awful thirsty. Could you make the ocean beer?” Poooff! The ocean became beer. Second man:“You idiot. Now we’ll have to pee in the boat.”"
WCraft Premium Member over 3 years ago
You know what’s going on the real world right now? No – I’m good – right here.
mistercatworks over 3 years ago
For St. Patrick’s Day: there’s an old joke about the Irishman offered three wishes by a genius (singular of genie). He asked for a never-empty bottle of Guiness. After taking a good long swig, he was asked about his other wishes, “I’ll have two more of the same, thank ye.”
Lee26 Premium Member over 3 years ago
My #1 wish would be to have a working transporter like in Star Trek, so that I could go anywhere in a flash.
My #2 wish would be to have someone to fix it if it breaks.