Close to Home by John McPherson for December 22, 2017

What crappy Christmas presents.

Hooray for giving!

I’d be much happier if you kept my name out of it.

Half a ton of yak slop! What’s not to like?

Hope that family uses that up before the beetles get to it!

Here’s my credit card **** **** * * 1234

The fine print says you get to help spread it too!

We actually do give gifts of help for places in need. But only to people who A) have everything, and B) would appreciate it.

That’s a stinky gift.

Did she mention the crop was poppies?

One of the very liberal members of my family actually does this for her presents; donations made in our name for her favorite charities.

They must have been really bad this year.

…and we’re gonna beat the “idiot dung” outta you!

Certainly better than the glitchy carnivorous toys those kids got yesterday.

Sounds like another telemarketing charitable scam. You just know that no dung will actually be delivered.

Mom needs a robe.

In this case, one good turd deserves another!