“Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer” is a good choice, since it shows we have a sense of humor. A selection of Muzak would cause the ETs to totally isolate us from the rest of the galaxy for eternity. “Seasons in the Sun” would result in our total annihilation.
We are at the outer rim of our galaxy. Which should keep us isolated. And any advanced race is least likely to go to war. There are too many planets without intelligent life to get what you need without damaging other societies.
wiatr about 7 years ago
That one I’d load every copy in existence into a capsule and fire it into the sun!
Argythree about 7 years ago
No, he’s trying to make sure no one ever wants contact with us…
x_Tech about 7 years ago
I would have included Dead Skunk in the Middle of the Road.
Randy B Premium Member about 7 years ago
Exterminated or shunned. I think it’s 50-50.
Kim Metzger Premium Member about 7 years ago
Stairway to Heaven?
Tigressy about 7 years ago
“The good news is: We’re safe from Space-Zombies. No brains here.”
real_poncho about 7 years ago
Oh well, obladi, oblada
Lyons Group, Inc. about 7 years ago
Or the Johnny Cash tune One Piece at a Time (1976).
Say What Now‽ Premium Member about 7 years ago
At least it wasn’t Jim Stafford’s greatest hits.
paullp Premium Member about 7 years ago
“Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer” is a good choice, since it shows we have a sense of humor. A selection of Muzak would cause the ETs to totally isolate us from the rest of the galaxy for eternity. “Seasons in the Sun” would result in our total annihilation.
MagOctopus about 7 years ago
I’ve always queried the inference in this song. How can they be sure of Santa? Possibly they live in Finland?
eb110americana about 7 years ago
Pretty sure “run over” is two words.
ChessPirate about 7 years ago
How about “Purple People Eater”? No, that would tick off the planet of one-eyed, one-horned, flyin’ purple people eaters…
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] about 7 years ago
We are at the outer rim of our galaxy. Which should keep us isolated. And any advanced race is least likely to go to war. There are too many planets without intelligent life to get what you need without damaging other societies.
Dragoncat about 7 years ago
How about The Straight Razor Cabaret by Voltaire?
Kali about 7 years ago
Donald Trump got run over by a Chrysler!
That is what I thought Steve Bannon said!
If you shoot them all between the eyes,
You’ll find out whether Donnie has a brain!
Earthling Premium Member about 7 years ago
He’s just protecting us from the planet of evil human-eating Grandmas. They should know we have reindeer and we’re not afraid to use them.