I know a guy who has spent a lot of his life wishing he had a sailboat, but as far as I know learned to tie a total of three knots: windsor, four-in-hand and shoelaces. I don’t know if he really didn’t want the sailboat but felt a need to wish for something, or if he did want a sailboat but not as much as he didn’t want to make the changes sailboats make you make, or if he really really really wanted a sailboat but knew it wasn’t ever going to happen so the hell with it.
I know a few people who love the song “White Christmas” and don’t own long underwear. They’re even harder to figure out.
Frazz by Jef Mallett for Dec 26, 2017 | GoComics.com
My memory of the Hollywood version is the song mostly being sung in a snow-filled foxhole in the Ardennes Forest, so dreaming of a Florizona Christmas would be more believable!
I’ll take a white Xmas any time…better then the below zero (BEFORE THE WIND CHILL) weather we have right now. With snow you shovel off the driveway and sidewalk and you can build snowmen and be outside and go do stuff. When it’s double digits below zero I just want to stay inside under the covers.
I’ll take a white Xmas any time…better then the below zero (BEFORE THE WIND CHILL) weather we have right now. With snow you shovel off the driveway and sidewalk and you can build snowmen and be outside and go do stuff. When it’s double digits below zero I just want to stay inside under the covers.
sandpiper almost 7 years ago
Well, the lyric does say dreaming of a white Christmas. Doesn’t include dreaming of a snow blower, ice in the gutters, or slick streets.
Phred Premium Member almost 7 years ago
‘Florizona’, very funny.
Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 7 years ago
Sure it’s romantic, but is it practical?
Ignatz Premium Member almost 7 years ago
Well, the song is actually sung in Beverly Hills. That’s the point.
P51Strega almost 7 years ago
We have a beautiful white Christmas this year! I plan to be skiing later today :-)
RAGs almost 7 years ago
It all depends on whether you’re sitting in a sled and being pulled or are shoveling the front steps and the driveway.
hablano almost 7 years ago
Not me! Flying from SoCal to Michigan tomorrow! Woo hoo, looks like sub-zero weather the whole week!
Plods with ...™ almost 7 years ago
Florizona…. snerks … love it
neatslob Premium Member almost 7 years ago
We don’t normally get white Christmases in central Ohio, but we had one this year, and I had to drive home from church in it. Today, it’s 15 degrees.
Mark DeMist Premium Member almost 7 years ago
It should be Flutazona. Forgot Utah.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] almost 7 years ago
Caulfield thinks he has made a funny kind of discovery. Frazz made a joke off of it.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] almost 7 years ago
Frazz
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I know a guy who has spent a lot of his life wishing he had a sailboat, but as far as I know learned to tie a total of three knots: windsor, four-in-hand and shoelaces. I don’t know if he really didn’t want the sailboat but felt a need to wish for something, or if he did want a sailboat but not as much as he didn’t want to make the changes sailboats make you make, or if he really really really wanted a sailboat but knew it wasn’t ever going to happen so the hell with it.
I know a few people who love the song “White Christmas” and don’t own long underwear. They’re even harder to figure out.
Frazz by Jef Mallett for Dec 26, 2017 | GoComics.com
JP Steve Premium Member almost 7 years ago
My memory of the Hollywood version is the song mostly being sung in a snow-filled foxhole in the Ardennes Forest, so dreaming of a Florizona Christmas would be more believable!
mauser7 almost 7 years ago
I’ll take a white Xmas any time…better then the below zero (BEFORE THE WIND CHILL) weather we have right now. With snow you shovel off the driveway and sidewalk and you can build snowmen and be outside and go do stuff. When it’s double digits below zero I just want to stay inside under the covers.
mauser7 almost 7 years ago
I’ll take a white Xmas any time…better then the below zero (BEFORE THE WIND CHILL) weather we have right now. With snow you shovel off the driveway and sidewalk and you can build snowmen and be outside and go do stuff. When it’s double digits below zero I just want to stay inside under the covers.