Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for January 16, 2018

Please don’t tell anyone I never paid for greeting cards I sold when I was 10.

You’ve owed that from the beginning.

Columbia House Originally appeared to be a really good deal on music, and for a beginning collector on a low budget, it was super easy. But who knew becoming a member meant you had to put up with sales approaches that were worse than termites – you just couldn’t get rid of them.

Brain Salad Surgery?

Depending upon the state, I should think the statute of limitations has expired on that being able to be used against you.

Trying to squeeze blood out of a rolling stone.

I still own 8-track tapes. Paid for all of them.