I always thought I’d like my own tombstone to be blank. No epitaph, and no name. Well, actually, I’d like it to say ‘figment.’ Andy Warhol
A few years ago, I actually did come up with a mocking sort of epitaph for myself. It’s this: ‘Here lies Robert Silverberg. He spent most of his life in the future. Now he’s in the past.’ Robert Silverberg
When I die, my epitaph should read: She Paid the Bills. That’s the story of my private life. Gloria Swanson
Epitaph for a dead waiter – God finally caught his eye. George S. Kaufman
Gent almost 7 years ago
So, they put a mirror in her casket..
Plods with ...™ almost 7 years ago
I are dead people.
KEA almost 7 years ago
hmm… interesting thought. How about “I’ve got a bad feeling about this.”
Bing43 almost 7 years ago
I told you I was sick!
Coyoty Premium Member almost 7 years ago
A LIL UNDER THE WEATHER
gopher gofer almost 7 years ago
wow, it’s like she’s got a sixth sense…
Yakety Sax almost 7 years ago
I always thought I’d like my own tombstone to be blank. No epitaph, and no name. Well, actually, I’d like it to say ‘figment.’ Andy Warhol
A few years ago, I actually did come up with a mocking sort of epitaph for myself. It’s this: ‘Here lies Robert Silverberg. He spent most of his life in the future. Now he’s in the past.’ Robert Silverberg
When I die, my epitaph should read: She Paid the Bills. That’s the story of my private life. Gloria Swanson
Epitaph for a dead waiter – God finally caught his eye. George S. Kaufman
Howard'sMyHero almost 7 years ago
“Sometimes the magic works, sometimes it doesn’t.” … Little Big Man (1970)
garysnorton almost 7 years ago
I like the comics. I hate the ads. I quit because there are too many ads.