Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for February 28, 2018

The folks should take anything extra they pay Roslyn out of Calvin’s inheritance.

Or even better, take Calvin with you to these restaurants.

I’m sure when he’s twelve, he’ll be old enough to be home alone.

By the time Calvin is 18, he will be in jail.

Yeah she’s got a racket going because she’s the only babysitter who can deal with Calvin. That’s why he despises her.

Calvin? 18? Good luck with that!

Love the body language in panel two.

The only place they can safely take Calvin is to a Chucky-Cheese type of place!

She earned every bit of that and then some( monster)!!!!!

It’ll take longer than normal for Calvin to reach 18 as he’s been 6 for 10 years.

You could try to teach that jerk some manners.

Dad understands the financial ramifications. Mom understands reality.

I guess you could sell the little imp to the lowest bidder.

At eighteen, Calvin will be taken care of by the federal prison system.

Calvin would make a great model for Zero Population Growth advertisements. Could be a source of some income, perhaps even enough to cover Calvin’s damage.

One of the many joys of parenthood: Coming home from date night and your house is still standing.

But Dad thought the garnishment of his wages was a bit much…

You all remember “Ransom of Red Chief,” right?

You all remember “Ransom of Red Chief,” right?

It has been several years since the last strip ran in the Sunday papers. Calvin and Hobbes went exploring on a sled after a big snow storm. Bill Watterson is only 59 years old. I wonder if he has had enough time to grow tired of exploring and bring Calvin and Hobbes back to life?

My three younger brothers and I were apparently so unruly we required a pair of babysitters.

Glad I’m not a parent. And I don’t wish to be. I want to ENJOY my life.

xxx