The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for November 09, 2010

I hope he tips the guy extra for the Lemon Pledge.

I’d be lying if I didn’t say this was funny.

He going feel odd when he changes into real boy!

So that’s how you did it…… Thank You!

Cool. I’ll kneel before GeneralMod as I would before GeneralZod.

Lemon pledge very shiny But the fool with the pledge lemon still grows his nose with deceit.

Does he pledge never to lie again?

He used to use Murphy Oil Soap, but anything that could go wrong kept doing so…

if he tells you he won’t lie again, don’t believe him. he is just stringing you along

Mr. Restroom Attendant: Don’t take any wooden nickels!

Hey, he has to look good for the ladies too.

A really good restroom attendant would be handing the Pledge to him rather than making him stretch to reach it.

A little more off the nose Gepedo.

hope he doesn’t plan on taking that into the stall with him

With the depression of the puppet industry, Gepetto had to take a second job.