Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for January 12, 2018

Who knew?

I can’t help but wonder how many people are going to try this today …

Janis has her secret life; Arlo has his.

Hey, that’s supposed to be a secret!

Hey, that’s supposed to be a secret!

the password we use is “Is the tripe fresh today?”

AHA! I knew there was some reason why it takes them so long to answer the bell!

That’s the same code phrase the wife uses when she’s feeling frisky…..just wish she’d say it to me and instead of the butcher.

When we go to the supermarket, we can get the things we want.

Is this supposed to be what actually happens when Arlo goes to the market or what Janis imagines happens?

If I could find a grocery store that still had a butcher on duty I’d gladly lose some of my poker money

That’s like the sofa and big screen TV that’s in every Ladies room. (Well that’s what I heard.)

It’s true. And there’s wine and chocolate.

Probably just chewing the fat anyway.

Dang it, Johnson! We warned you about giving away our secrets. You are hereby summoned to a meeting of the Greater Council of Men to discuss this

“The spotted cuckoo bird is flying upside down.”

My opinion of Arlo just escalated.

Gives a whole new meaning to “Clean up in aisle 4.”

It wounds my heart with a monotonous langour

Totally unrealistic! A wife that doesn’t know exactly what her husband is doing? Ha!

So the grocery store is the Men’s equivalent to the women’s public restroom?

That explains what happened to me. I asked the butcher if there was any more corned beef. He asked how much money I had. I decided it must be too expensive — told him, “Too rich for me,” and he closed the door. I had no idea.

I like the hidden drinks (I think of them as beers) and burgers.

I could not love this more!

So that’s why the butchers are never around when you want a special cut. LOL

“The chair is against the wall.”

“John has a long mustache.”

Kudos to Greg! What a great ending to this week’s gag.

Ladies, if you’ve been wondering why the frozen foods your husband brings home frequently tend to be thawing… now you know!