Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for January 15, 2018

Bob’s been beside himself all day.

Bob can touch himself, but he may not like it.

There are so many questions I’d love to ask but public decency prevents me from pursuing them.

Are you kidding – Bob knows EXACTLY what to do with himself. It’s Bob that isn’t too sure.

Somewhere there is a nun singing “You’ll Never Walk Alone.”

At least he can look at himself, even without a mirror.

He was just cloning around. He really didn’t mean to.

Which one is the real Bob?

Bet she does.

Hey Bob, I think Bob’s checking out your wife.

Relax to the music of Rosemary Cloney.

“Be a clone! Be a clone! All the world loves a clone!”

I wish I knew where that lab was, I could sure use a spare.

Bob stole the plans and sold them to Craig Benzene (AKA Wheezy Waiter).

Then he ran amok shouting at everything and became an I scream clone.

Was Bob a PhD? Would that make him a paradox?

Each pun is better than the last. Worse too.