Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for January 05, 2018

That was different.

Frankenstein was Victor Frankenstein. The monster is not Frankenstein but Frankensteins’s Monster.

Nice.

How about your wife, do I get to keep her?

Isn’t anyone adding a caption for that cartoon in the margin??? Okay, mine is “I need a man, not a busycle!”

“Pardon me, does this bus go to Sea World?”

Yeah. Well you don’t smell so good either.

Tom the Dancing Bug and Reuben Bolling are usually so awesome, but these these “comics pages” parodies (or whatever) that he does on a regular basis are incredibly lame. I really don’t understand it. No mas, por favor…

Hey buddy, can you believe Michelle said my new doo looks like a mullet?

“All-American Comic Strip, Yes?” fine print: Dist. by Not-Moscow Features. Well, okay then!

“Al Herzani” is actually Ruben sneaking an accurate self-portrait into his comic.

“So Harv, didja ever figure out what kind of mushrooms those were?”

Is that Hollingsworth Hound in the “Funny Business” strip? And where is “Percival Dunwoody, Idiot Time-Traveler From 1909”?

I can’t even afford to walk down the street in Los Gatos but a lousy muffin can buy a condo there? There’s something wrong with our economy, all right!