Monty by Jim Meddick for January 16, 2018

I think Superman wore his underwear over his tights.

Doesn’t look as tight as many of the bicycle short I have seen.

Wear it downtown in a large metropolitan city. Or near a college campus. Folks’ll never notice.

Now I can feel comfortable wearing my Elvis costume in public. Thank you very much……………

…in another state or country.

See yesterday’s comment.

I thought the symbol was X-Charlie Brown

One of my all-time favorite bits of cartoon dialog was from “Get Fuzzy”:

“If you could have any superpower you wanted, which one would it be?”

“Um, I dunno. The United States?”

He looks like those guys that wash down the people who have been exposed to radiation—-He’s radiation ERADICATOR MAN!!!

Just wait till you have to go to the bathroom, Monty.

I’m pretty sure all the skin-tight Lycra-clad bicyclists are villains. They never obey traffic signals or signs, they don’t signal turns, and they frequently derive perverse pleasure from forcing cars into oncoming traffic.

At first glance, I thought I saw a Tick! But super X-Monty is even wilder!

I think our Monty needs at least six months of super-intensive strength and weight training to get into super-shape before putting on the skin-tight super-spandex, though….

Once several years ago he dressed as “Ladybug Man”, a knockoff of Spiderman. He had all the powers of a ladybug.