Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for January 18, 2018

Rocky Raccoon…star of stage, screen, and security lights everywhere…

presents his midnight masterpiece….

“Stolen Moments in….”

aw…@#$% …. gotta run…. "

I gotta get me a better agent.

LOFL Every time I look at it.

I think this is what happens on my deck every night. I’ve got dirty raccoon paw prints all over the place.

Up next: Michigan J. Frog doing “The Michigan Rag!”

Tonights headliners: The “Trash Panda Review”

What is this? Make your own gag line day?

The Blumbgartners were unimpressed, by Rocky’s virtuoso performances.

If you’re blue…

HELLo my baby,

Hello, my honey,

Hello my ragtime gaaaal….

Good morning Mudd.

I thought he might be a cheerleader. “Tip ’em over – Tip ’em over – Waaaaaaake ’Em Up!”

Let that boy boogie-woogie. It’s in him, and it got to come out.

“Puttin’ on the Riiiitz…”

They got on the roof of our previous house and went through the entire libretto of The Music Man, complete with parade. Dale went out (at 2am) and turned the hose on them. They loved it! They reenacted the water scene from a Busby Berkley Musical. Sigh

Rocket secretly wants to be a Rockette.