Last Kiss by John Lustig for January 15, 2018

Grade inflation.

DD

now I have to go see the teacher, about the “F” he said he’d like to give me!

now I have to go see the teacher, about the “F” he said he’d like to give me!

My girlfriend name is Dee Dee but she got breast implants and now I call her Gi Gi.

…which has brought my grades up to Bs, but I’m allergic to them!

Now she can go into the teacher’s office with a couple of negotiating points!

She’ll get more D with a double D.

Obviously, your teachers grade on a curve.

She is really full of herself!

DD=A

It’s not the size of the boobs but the quality of the milk they produce that counts.

I got the greatest boyfriend

I loves when he gives me a pinch

But he really gets me going

When he gets out his big ten inch…

Record of a band that plays the blues

Well, a band that plays the blues

I just love his big ten inch

Record of my favorite blues

I remember the high school cheer:We must, we must, we mustWe must build up our bustThe bigger the betterThe tighter the sweaterThe boys depend on us!

I remember the high school cheer:We must, we must, we mustWe must build up our bustThe bigger the betterThe tighter the sweaterThe boys depend on us!