Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for November 19, 2010

A reeeeeeeally ugly turn!

Bob’s radical approach to solving the pickpocket problem demands a fat, ugly, and long tie–else the comics-nanny would scrub him out of existence!

I don’t want to imagine where he keeps his wallet…..

along with his small change.

So, That’s where BMWs come from!!!

The TSA will appreciate it.

What does he wear in the wintertime–a thick wool scarf?

As long as it covers.

Ewwww. Wouldn’t want to be the next patient on that couch.

he may use the same system the Geico Gecko uses fur his cell phone and wallet

Cooties, kpduty? Outer clothing is probably germier than skin.

Didn’t the Celts dress like this?

Bob’s in a lot of trouble if bow ties become the fashion.

I’m on Bob’s side. Big savings on laundry. A mite chilly in wintertime though. lol

I keep thinking what nasties are being wiped and deposited on the recliner

Radfish

“So where does he keep his wallet?”

Reminds of the GEICO commercial where the guy asks the Gecko, “Is that your phone?” “Of course.” “But where do you…” And the next scene is the Gecko holding a wallet saying about the bill, “I’ve got it.”

I personally refuse to wear a tie.

It will save him time going through the TSA enhanced body search….of course they will have to do a cavity search though.

airlines should require all flights to be nude flights. it would save the tsa time and money

No prob-o with airport security. Magnificent Wiley!

Great comment, Wiley! I love it!

And a hilarioous cartoon! ROFL!

Thanks for bringing that to my attention, Wiley! I’d missed that. Along with the anti-gay, anti-TEA and snide Obama references. Geez! When your eyes are opened, you can see all kinds of things. Or maybe it’s just flashbacks.

I’m sitting here, scratching my head, trying to figure out…which is funnier today, the cartoon or Wiley’s comments (on our comments)?

It’s a TIE!!

OMG! What a great cartoon & what fabulous comments. I agree with tsouthworth, cartoon and comments had me laughing maniacaly to myself.

Thanks again Wiley!

Just received my 2011 desk calendar, Non Sequitur of course, and am trying really hard not to cheat by peeking!

But your comment left out how the ‘toon blatantly blasphemes All That Is Holy.

See today’s “PC and Pixel” on Yahoo comics, and you will know why Bob is so parinoid.

Did you notice there is a TEA BAG in the therapist’s cup???

Love you Wiley!

i wish i had my Reader’s Digest from about 196….. when it seemed that every other NY-MIA flt was being hi-jacked to Cuba… there was letter or joke about making all passengers fly naked…. LOL! …and did you get Wiley’s subliminal barb against INTELLECTUALS! more LOL!

Wiley – great ‘toon, and LOVED your comment about “certain regulars.”

As far as the question about where he keeps his wallet, etc., the answer is obvious – he’s got a pocket on the back of that real-l-ly wide necktie!

Wiley, for a few seconds before I noticed what he was/wasn’t wearing, I did think you were poking fun at the analyst.

Some charge enough to make you think they are pickpockets.

The only problem with his plan–he’s got to keep his money where his mouth is…

Sometimes, a tie is just – a tie.

Fairportfan2: thus the name “BM”W.