FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for February 08, 2018

a bigger super ball, Jason, would knock the light fixtures off the ceiling, the cookie jar off the fridge, give you a concussion

Is that last one when something hits him, or when his mother finds out?

or a bigger spider.

I hope they’re documenting the results.

A 10 mm superball fits into a .410 shotgun, 1/2" for 28 ga, 17 mm for 12 ga, and 3/4" for 10ga. Use only with adult supervision.

A lacrosse ball is similar to a super ball, albeit larger. Dropped from an 11th floor balcony (Large west coast university) to a concrete courtyard will yield a first bounce to the 7th floor, second to the 5th floor. Then lost in the dark. Jason’s super ball shouldn’t have achieved any solid returns from a sheet rock ceiling. But it’s worth testing… at your house?

For goodness’ sake, just suffocate the sucker with Raid!

he needs some flubber… or that thing they had in the MiB lab.

Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball.

Now we see why anti-missile defense is such a tough technology.

Leave the poor spider alone.

This looks like exactly the kind of thing I would do…

At least Jason appreciates his own pitching skill — if you want to hit something on the ceiling…aim at the floor!

I had one when they first came out. Man the damage you could inflict with one of those things. I busted the ceiling lamp and mom took it away. I’m surprised they never made them illegal!