The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for November 18, 2010

Halfback Mountain?

Why it’s holding, silly.

Football fans are frustrated by the NFL’s don’t ask, don’t tell policy.

This may be why my newspaper doesn’t carry Argyle Sweater.

illegal holding

“Bad Touch in the Back Field”

aircraft-engineer said, what’s a newspaper?

It’s something that was printed on dead trees and was very popular until they started cutting the comics page.

Looks like something the Cowboys would do…..what ever it is.

Heimlich Maneuvering …automatic first down.

Think about the hat and choking.

I enjoy that not one of the comments were homophobic or disparaging to gays. Good for all of you!

^ That’s because we’re not Romophobic!

Humor doesn’t always require vulgarity or offense… it just happens that way every now and again by people with less wit.

Personal foul - Giving him the business!! Fifteen yards.

You might like this trick play

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0UIdI8khMkw&feature=player_embedded

I’m surprised no one had a TSA joke.

OK, Sandor - glad to help:

Excessive groping

Neutral Zone infraction

or illegal (in most states still) use of hands

Let’s hope it’s NOT Spearing