La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for January 29, 2018

The Tramp family has a different view of ‘public service’: that’s when the public serves them.

Trump, Trump’s daddy and Trump’s granddaddy are ALL draft dodgers. Freidrich Drumpf (Trunp’s granddaddy) came here from Bavaria to avoid the draft. He tried to go back home, but got expelled and permanently banished because they found out he’d dodged the draft….

@JERRYGFG: I had bone spurs too but served anyway. Exercise and stretching is the cure while sitting on your ass is the cause. I’m pretty sure that the exercise and stretching he would have done in the military would have fixed him right up like it did me and many others. He’s still a draft dodger who’s daddy had his doctor write him a note. What a waste of DNA. Oh, and by the way @SAW, Don’t forget that tRump’s father served in the KKK Battalion back in the day. He even has the arrest record to prove it.

If Trump doesn’t want DACA, Mexico will take all of them. – Vicente Fox Quesada.

Why are we trying to figure out how to pay for a wall? Trump assured us multiple times that Mexico was going to pay for the wall— believe me.

It’s kind of stunning to me that military service (at least four-year commitment, discharged honorably) isn’t an AUTOMATIC guarantee of citizenship. The alternative is “Sure, we’ll take you and send you off possibly to die in service of this country, but don’t make any plans to stick around once we’re done with you.”

Trump hates our military, he attacks POWs and gold star families. He wants to tear trans-patriots out of their units. Why would he care about removing DACA recipients and dreamers? That’s two birds with one stone.

“Don’t fallll in love with a Dreamerrrr——you’ll end up in Mexico-o-o…”

Trump’s father was in the Ku Klux Klan — that’s almost like being in the military, right?

La Cucaracha La Cucaracha ya no puedo caminar Por que le falte Por que le falte Marijuana que fumar!

Lalo. Have you served?

Irrelevant.