Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for January 25, 2018

Tee said pooper.

Whoa. Where is everybody? Did I miss something?

Whenever I have an ugly cry, blue tears stream down my blue face.

The GoComics gremlins have me in their sights again.

Cat, thy name is cat.

Go ninnyhammer Minnie Mouse if you want to eat.

A corked pooper should be returned, no questions asked!

The daily lameness award goes to the GC impresarios who were so late to update !

Taken moments ago: https://www.flickr.com/photos/95092956@N00/39860276312/

Crying is for the birds, uh the lame ones, not.

As long as he Gets his Friskies and Tender Vittles, nothing else much matters.

Why does this sound so familiar?

Hah! Instead of “cuteness powers to enhance”, it says “coercive powers to alter”!!!

This ninnyhammer, it’s a little too heavy

For my size, baby, for my size

I’m goin’ on the mountain, gonna see my baby

But I ain’t comin’ back, well, I ain’t comin’ back

I got’s me a nine pound ninnyhammer, watch out ninnies!

I’ve been hearing that the 2024 winter Olympics are going to convene in Ninnyhammer, Massachusetts, on Mount Greylock. Nobody has been saying that. But it hasn’t stopped me from hearing it… purrr-rrr-rrr-rrr…

I never met a cat that wasn’t very open about its desires, preferences, and effort level. I still haven’t. It’s so reassuring.

Cat has bigger brains than stomach.

Listen, Cat, you pompous poseur! You have nothing, nothing!, on Cybil (in the Lio comic strip here on GoComics, from the skewed imagination of Mark Tatulli). Cybil is a gin-soaked, power-crazed kitty that takes no guff from any ninnyhammer. So, cork your head back up your pooper and cow, mewing submissively, if you know what’s good for you (which is questionable. Amateurs!)….

Bubble Butt

I think the GC servers have been moved to somewhere near the international date line, and updates happen at something like 11:00 UT now. No… it would have to actually be west of that, too. Or maybe the clock just needs to be set. I know! This calls for John Prine!

Hey, three for a quarter

One for a dime

I’ll bet it’s tomorrow

By Rocky Mountain time

First, you must clean up your hacked up furball..