Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for January 30, 2018

An old cat and an old dog.

I’d be glad to sprint up stairs w/ you in my arms, dearest, just don’t say, ’I’m not in the mood.’ when we get to the top of the stairs… ;-)

That’s why we don’t have stairs at home.

And if he does…..?

You really want to be dropped down the stairs when his back gives out?

You know, Arlo talks to the cat far too much. He really needs some grandchildren around.

Get your Rhett Butler on Arlo.

Get your Rhett Butler on Arlo.

Because after the heart attack, I WILL OWN EVERYTHING!

I’m afraid that could only happen in one of those comic strip mash-ups. Like “Janis and Baldo.”

Don’t tempt him, Janis. Don’t tempt him.

Again with the offhand reference to a two story house.

Well, Arlo couldn’t ask for a clearer idea of what Janis is thinking than that! Go get her Arlo!! Now!

I would do it. If Janis were real. Or if I were a cartoon. Or if I could still sprint.

First she should lose the phone.

First she should lose the phone.

How did that lyric from Toby Keith go? “I’m not as good as I once was, but I’m as good once as I ever was.”

“Would you settle for a bit of a scrape up the stairs?”

I love the look on Ludwig’s face in p.3

Like a good wife, she puts her husband down, again.

Like a good wife, she puts her husband down, again.

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