Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for March 09, 2018

Don’t be such a snowflake, Hobbes.

Tigers don’t talk, obviously.

I love how offended Hobbes gets

Teach him how to bounce on his tail, Hobbes. May not work but he’ll get a real laugh.

Now you know how Mrs. Wormwood feels Hobbes.

Calvin’s going to be the same brat in Tiger School as he is in regular school!

Calvin might be on to something: If you want to think like a tiger, you have to eat like a tiger… pass him a tuna sandwich.

Even though I’m a girl, I can do a very good growl. It scares everybody. ;)

When Hobbes teaches him tiger stuff, will Calvin and Hobbes sneak up on mom? That should be a hoot.

If Hobbes is teaching Calvin the Zen of tigers, will he start calling Calvin “grasshopper”?

Crouching Tiger Hidden Calvin.

I love Hobbes’ unusual gestures and facial expressions as he takes on the unfamiliar role of teacher. In the last panel he’s back to good ol’ Hobbes.

Do not forget, Hobbes, that Calvin originally captured you by baiting a trap with a tuna fish sandwich (Tigers will do anything for a tuna fish sandwich).

Do not forget, Hobbes, that Calvin originally captured you by baiting a trap with a tuna fish sandwich (Tigers will do anything for a tuna fish sandwich).

“If I were a tiger and you were a tuna, I would swim out in the middle of the ocean and eat you and then I’d befriend your tuna girlfriend.” Now that’s thinking like a tiger.