Monty by Jim Meddick for February 15, 2018

This could be the start of something…ugly.

Eww… an incompletely thawed frozen dinner?

Salmonella…. the perfect anti-Valentine’s day gift!

(Luckily, it would actually require quite a bit more than a minute and a half’s under-cooking.

To keep part of it frozen, the rest would still be ice cold….

and I think that would go beyond any “anti” posture, and step into passive aggression.

But hey…. we’re on the comics. Anything can happen.)

You know . . . you can be unromantic and still eat good food.

Don’t click the next page, yet! I’m still taking notes..! That Monty is, like, SO cool, ya no?

Stouffers and Smart Ones thank you for the product placement.

Monty has finally found something that he is actually good at!

Pooping with the bathroom door slightly ajar was really the icing on the cake—sorry, poor choice of words.

Monty and Dehlia are drinking Heineken? At any rate, “a couple of Green Ones,” as we used to order when Over There (if we liked Heineken; some of us did not).

Now, how about capping off an unromantic anti-Valentine’s Day by watching some horrible TV; maybe the Shopping Network?