Don’t drive near cliff had to be added to that long list of warnings like: Don’t put your baby in the plastic bag it comes in. Don’t charge your Segway in the bathtub while you are bathing. Don’t eat the drying packets that prevent moisture build up…
Templo S.U.D. almost 7 years ago
Um… don’t the bones of all animals glow under ultra-violet? (Was Mr. Heselden on a field test when he fell to his unexpected doom?)
Bilan almost 7 years ago
I would assume that all bones glow under UV since they have phosphates.
Aren’t all banana peels edible (even though they don’t taste very good)?
Gent almost 7 years ago
Overconfident on his product, eh?
NeedaChuckle Premium Member almost 7 years ago
The segway thing reminds me of the guy who was demonstrating kevlar vests and how good they were. He had someone stab him. It did not go well.
J Short almost 7 years ago
Don’t drive near cliff had to be added to that long list of warnings like: Don’t put your baby in the plastic bag it comes in. Don’t charge your Segway in the bathtub while you are bathing. Don’t eat the drying packets that prevent moisture build up…
aerilim almost 7 years ago
Just another chapter of the TV show A thousand ways to die…..
wirepunchr almost 7 years ago
The reason for warnings is that someone probably did it.
Casey Jones almost 7 years ago
Never underestimate the human capacity for stupidity. Current case in point? Teens eating laundry detergent.
Angry Indeed Premium Member almost 7 years ago
Darn! All this time I thought the idiot that invented the Segway also invented the “Hoverboard”.