The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for March 25, 2018

Ooooh! Good one, and totally unexpected. I like those kind.

I thought the fairy tale said he was a HANDSOME prince….

That’s nice, Tonya, now continue with the dissection, please.

But it is a crime to dissect a prince. So you’d better stop her.

Aren´t those frogs meant to be dead?

And they lived happily ever after. THE END

Did you ever read about a frog

Who dreamed of bein’ a king

And then became one

Well except for the names

And a few other changes

If you talk about me

The story is the same one

But I got an emptiness deep inside – Neil Diamond

kissing a frog is bad enough, but to kiss a dead frog????

oh well, it brought the prince back to life, so it is not totally gross!

How charming!

That Harding girl was trouble even back then.

Hated when it was that time in high school. Frog parts kept winding up in your lunches.

She’s about to give that prince a royal pain.

she’s gonna be a fun date

With the I,Tonya movie out and the girl looking like a blonde with a ponytail…

There was a time, my children, a time when we thot that the supplies of clean water, fresh air, raw petroleum, and frogs were bottomless, and we could use them up as fast and freely as we wanted, because there Mother Nature would always make more.

It’s a good thing she didn’t kiss the one that’s cut open!

In my first year zoology lab (undergrad) we had to hook up some pithed frogs to electrodes and measure the response in the leg muscles to varying electrical impulses. After the lab was done, we put on “Stayin’ Alive” and twisted the input knobs in time with the song. The TA just shook her head….

In our biology class, in the late 60s, a couple of us refused to dissect anything, so we got sent to the library to read.

I went to a rather poor, under funded school. Our frogs had zippers installed.

Would that make Tonya a princess?