Monty by Jim Meddick for March 18, 2018

It ain’t me, I’ve got blue eyes.

This is surely a comment aimed at too detail-fixated readers.

The color’s a little off and it’s not bloodshot. Not me.

Brown eyes here, not me.

Looks better than my eye.

Sorry to startle you, Monty.

It might be me. I’ve got green eyes.

Nice way to break the fourth wall.

But I don’t wanna see…

But I don’t wanna see…

If all I saw was Monty’s bathroom, I’d never come back here.

Mirror mirror on the wall who is the nerdiest of them all?

Blame me. My Mac has a “Retina” display.

Well now I’m feeling like Prisoner Zero (Dr. Who reference.)

Whoever’s eye that is must need their sight improved because they seem to have the tablet too close.

Well, hello there, Monty!

We here on the other side of the fourth wall find you very amusing and hopelessly nerdy.

Carry on! Brush thoroughly and often!

All hang up in your green eyes

I like your framed Fleshy picture Monty!