Brevity by Dan Thompson for February 28, 2018

You butter believe it.

A slice of heaven?

He’s foresees our world in a terrible jam.

He’s just being a sour dough!

It ain’t over til the flat lady sings.

I toast, therefore I am.

“God gave Noah the rainbow sign / No more water but fire next time”.

Will somebody please listen to him!

It matters not if you are natural or gluten-free, sliced or loaved, white or brown. We are all Children of the Oven.

Never saw Toastradamus before – probably just popped up recently.

Well, I guess this is what comes of loafing around!

I thought they enjoyed getting a little “toasted”.

I thought they enjoyed getting a little “toasted”.

with great signs and wonder (bread)