FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for May 02, 2018

…And then Jason wore his running sneakers to school the next day.

Yeah… who couldn’t see this coming?

LOL! The whole school’s going to know about Jason’s “love” for Eileen!

Try potassium cyanide….

It is now time for Jason to crawl under a rock and die.

Hey, my momma told me to be nice to all the girls. One of the best pieces of advice I ever had. Jason, now that it happened , let Eileen be happy for awhile.

Egad is a great exclamation. I love throwing it in from time to time

And he thought the guys at school would abuse him forever if they knew he wrote a note like that to his mom….a whole new level of abuse.

In 2nd grade, we had an assignment to write a letter to a classmate. Up until that time, all my experience writing letters had been to aunts, uncles, etc. So I thought the proper ending to a letter was “Love, Joe”. Of course, i was assigned to write to Mary somebody. Hilarity ensues. Strangely, I don’t remember too much abuse

I always had ‘girlfriends’ throughout school, even elementary. I caught some flak about cooties but for the most part I think my friends were jealous.

Let the embarrassment begin

When love comes to town!

I don’t even remember this arc!

I would never take any mushy stuff to school.

Room 212, the boiling point of water. Better than room 666.