I used to work with a guy named Stan, and I began to realize that “Stan” was my own personal Satan. I lived my life by a credo of “don’t be like Stan”. Stan once shot a carpentry staple into the artery inside his elbow and squirted blood like the Black Knight in Holy Grail when he pulled it out with pliers. Stan had a collection of bellbottom jeans he’d been saving since the 70s so he could replace his when they wore out and never stop wearing bellbottoms. When he quit, I replaced him and spent many hours correcting his mistakes.
PoodleGroomer almost 5 years ago
“The Flaming Ruins of Manhattan” sounds like an improvement project or a great band name.
GusSnarp almost 5 years ago
I used to work with a guy named Stan, and I began to realize that “Stan” was my own personal Satan. I lived my life by a credo of “don’t be like Stan”. Stan once shot a carpentry staple into the artery inside his elbow and squirted blood like the Black Knight in Holy Grail when he pulled it out with pliers. Stan had a collection of bellbottom jeans he’d been saving since the 70s so he could replace his when they wore out and never stop wearing bellbottoms. When he quit, I replaced him and spent many hours correcting his mistakes.
willie_mctell almost 5 years ago
Santa is another anagram. Santa spelled backwards is atnaS.