The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for March 06, 2018

Jerry? Isn’t this Jabba?

Luckily, this is a family site, or else I would make some remark about bathroom breaks….

Jerry should be checking his adult diaper…

He puts the ouch in couch.

He got his Fat-Bat after eating his Apple watch.

So he dies at 40. It’s better than working at a call center.

It’s nothing to be proud of.

Which “Fat” bit?

Get up Jerry, the cluck is ticking.

Sadly this is beyond true these days.

The true decline (recline) of our society.

I feel sorry for that couch!

“I’m so inactive, really inactive…”

Hey! Someone is making fun of me!

Soon to be an Olympic sport.

Chicken with fruit on the side. Looks like a healthy meal to me!

So, no one else wondered how that food MAGICALLY appeared at his couch? I wonder….

Change his name to trump.