That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for February 23, 2018

Ladies, the Sultan wants you to wait until the viagra kicks in.

“Well, he must be somebody important. He has a bear skin rug in a desert.”

“What ever you do, don’t laugh when he stands up.”

Ugh!

“Close your eyes and think of England.”

The girls refuse to get in bed until you get rid of that spider.

The casting couch….

Don’t laugh it’s cold over here.

Time for the gymnastics physical.

Harvey Weinberg Auditions – The Early Years.

No, not yet, wait for a commercial.

Sultan thinking, “Naked girls, so much better for changing channels than a remote.”

You have to understand, this week’s special is a Twofer.

“Ah, the life of a big-time rock star!” (And perhaps the inspiration for stereo.)

I was thinking of something more along the lines of a Shaker spindle bed….

Sexism again! Full frontal nudity for the ladies, but the man is always carefully unexposed.

Presentation of the Odalisques to the Sultan: 

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Emile_Friant_-_Les_Odalisques_au_Sultan.jpg 

(best viewed using Google Chrome, which can automatically translate most pages as necessary) have info and links that point to info about this roughly 13×16″ painting, along with a Description.

https://www.rauantiques.com/blog/friant-emile-2/ 

http://www.rehs.com/Emile_Friant_Bio.html 

both have info about this artist. So far, 4 works by him have been used here, with 1 repeat. 

http://www.gocomics.com/that-is-priceless/2018/02/12?comments=visible 

has the prior strip (used the same artist info URLs).

Again, a larger strip image is shown by clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #1893 (February 22, 2018) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.

Santa in off months

“Either that rug goes, or we do.” (Wilde, again)

This is so wrong on so many levels………..