Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for February 26, 2018

Very cathairtic

Living in the cat hair, on the backroads of my mind.

… and shag rug wishes.

“Ack!”

It’s all dreams and cat hair until somebody pokes their eye out.

In the calm before the cat hair, there is time to think of combs.

Sleep kitty sleep,

3 hairs deep,

The rats will come a creeping

Sleep kitty sleep

From which some of us never wake up.

And what does cat hair dream about?

Turn the dawgs loose.

We have 2 cats. It’s more like “dreams of no cat hair.”

For me they would be sneezy dreams…

Time to knit a sweater.

Fur Ball !!!

Pet hair in my mouth. In my food. In my bed. It’s more like cat hair nightmares!

Cat Hair Horrors and Pussy Cat Pleasures.

The cat does not see a problem at all and is not amused.

I, too, dream of returning to the Maine coon coast, to once again swim in the calicold Atlantic waters…

If teachers have to use guns, do librarians have to use silencers?

A belated comment here to thank all of yesterday’s commenters about my two-faced woman lyric. Thanks. I knew I could count on you.

Today’s art in FA is unusually ugly—but in a pleasingly lame way. Actually, it’s just plain ugly. I just wanted to end my opinion on a softer note. None of this matters, of course. Love is blind to ugliness.

I seem to be having a surfeit of “floaters” in my eyes—oh! Wait! Those aren’t floaters; those are cat hairs.

Now I think I’m having a nightmare (“nightkitty”?).

What is the meaning of this bizarre obscurity?

(What a lame Comment, I admit….)

You’ve earned yourself to briefly take a seat. Sneezing uncontrollably is bound to drain your strength due to feline dander allergies..

On a clear day, you can see furever…