Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for March 13, 2018

He’s a Conscientious Objector.

It’s hard to disarm when you have that many tentacles.

Bob needs to borrow a “Come at me, bro” novelty tee from his neighbor, a manatee!

…looks like a woman o’ war to me. Well, the thong going just so, and…

Another Euro pushover!

Maybe he’s a Man o’ Poker.

Actually, Bob is a Secretariat.

He’s a man o’ war. Still, all he is saaayyinng…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yU0JuE1jTk

Bob shops in a S&M clothing shop.

Its a tattoo of a war plane.

His just a jellyfish.

If he gets 4,000 miles per fillup, he’s actually a Galleon (sorry, had to really stretch for that one.)

I don’t think that man o’ wars have eyes or noses.

The Jellyfish SongWhen you’re drifting, when you’re driftingThe whole world drifts by you.And when you’re floating, when you’re floatingThe sun comes shining through.But when you’re sinking, it’s just not the same. So stop you’re sinking. Be happy again.‘Cause when you’re drifting, when you’re driftingThe whole world floats by you.

Dang, them shore birds are getting enormous.

“You’re just jelly of my new tattoo.”