That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for March 02, 2018

“Have I ever told you….you’re beautiful without your glasses.”

“You may be wondering why I called you here..”

“Sorry ma’am, you’re still in the nonsmoking section.”

“….and somebody’s gonna have to pay for all this.”

This was the wrong dining establishment to tell your blind date to go jump in a lake.

Mary Poppins starting to wonder just what else Bert might have snuck into his picture.

“More cake, ma’am? I’ll just walk the ten miles back to the house to get it for you.”

Now, Rock, Scissors, Paper, to see who hauls all this crap back to the house.

Elaine had planned a nice romantic tea by the lake but then, as always, Janice got into one of her moods.

Summer Evening: 

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Emile_Claus_-Soir%C3%A9e_D%27%C3%A9t%C3%A9.jpg 

(best viewed using Google Chrome, which can automatically translate most pages as necessary) has info and links that point to info about this painting, along with a Description.

https://www.wga.hu/bio_m/c/claus/biograph.html 

http://www.kmska.be/en/collectie/highlights/Zomer.html 

http://www.macconnal-mason.com/Claus-Emile-DesktopDefault.aspx?tabid=45&tabindex=44&artistid=235890 

http://www.cultuurarchief.nl/k/emile-claus.htm 

all have info (also pointed to by my earlier strip comment) about this artist (the last in Dutch; again, Chrome can automatically translate). So far, 5 works by him have been used here. 

http://www.gocomics.com/that-is-priceless/2018/02/15?comments=visible 

has the prior strip.

Again, a larger strip image is shown by clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #1898 (March 1, 2018) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.

“I’m sorry, but all I brought was Jolt and Mountain Dew.”

The sister wives enjoyed themselves far more when Byron was unable to join them.

gladis set the table but if was in the wrong space.

The bucolic version of “Dine and dash!”

The bucolic version of “Dine and dash!”

" The Loaf of bread, jug of wine, gone with his bloody Lordship..we’re alone at last ! And thou, singing beside me in the wilderness, were paradise enow !"