Frazz by Jef Mallett for March 16, 2018

Four hours! Quite a tome! I guess, tactfully, that Toucan what one can’t. Yes???

Of all the books that Caulfield read, it took him four hours to read a children’s book?

In the last panel it appears that Caulfield has lost his right arm.

Toucan play at that game.

That does not sound like a four-hour book.

Does this story involve the hawking of a children’s breakfast product?

Proof that he read the book!

Was it better than Ethyl the Aardvark Goes Quantity Surveying?

“If he can say, as you can / ‘Guiness is good for you’ / How grand to be a toucan— / Just think what two can do” (attributed to Dorothy L. Sayers)

Probably the fastest way to get across to an instructor that a book was not challenging is to do a comparative report with a better book that has overlapping themes tackled in a better way.