Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for March 16, 2018

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    wmwiii Premium Member over 6 years ago

    For those who haven’t heard it, the Hindenburg gag goes like this: Q: What is the difference between Donald Trump and the Hindenburg? A: One is a flaming Nazi gasbag, and the other is a dirigible.

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    Tigressy  over 6 years ago

    (whining)

    Tony asked, about 8 hours ago

    Are you funny (looks don’t count)?

    Always. The definition may vary, though. It all lies in the eye of the specific beholder.

    Alcohol doesn’t become ones’s appearance. Unless it’s in the after-shave, of course. Externally used.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 6 years ago

    If Peter were anything like my Dad…..

    and Elliot made that announcement, he’d have to work on his stand-up act….

    cos he wouldn’t be able to sit down for a week.

     

    Meanwhile Tony asks:

    ‘Are you funny (looks don’t count)?"

     

    I think so, Tony…..

    cos just the other day I heard someone say,

    “There’s something… I dunno…. kinda funny about Susan.”

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 6 years ago

    OK, Tigressy …. that’s it!

    How did you DO that?

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Am I funny? Let’s just say, I had to keep my day job.

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    Knightman Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Funny? As in money, bunny, honey or business?

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    GROG Premium Member over 6 years ago

    What he means is he’s not funny…or as funny as a broken leg.

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    Plods with ...™  over 6 years ago

    Too soon?

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    Dani Rice  over 6 years ago

    One of my few talents is to take almost any situation and turn it into a stand-up comedy routine. Hey! I take ’em, where I can get ’em.

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    sfreader1  over 6 years ago

    I just wonder why Eliot keeps falling for this kind of thing. He must be stupid to do so. Seems like each time, his dad encourages him in poor behavior or bad judgement and sends him to his mom. Then mom cuts him down. I would have learned that scenario after the first time, but then, I would not have those stupid ideas in the first place.

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    bookworm0812  over 6 years ago

    That kid never learns, does he?

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    Patricia Bocklage Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Hidenburg?

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    cuzinron47  over 6 years ago

    Since looks don’t count you can count me out.

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