Basic Instructions by Scott Meyer for March 09, 2018

And then Tim Waurick had to go and one-up them. Or… would that be… one-down them?

I have always played in bands to meet the chicks.

[This one’s easy.] Ask Dave Barry. He’s got plenty of good ones.

Inconceivable!

Tell that to Def Leppard. The band members said they could not get anyone to show up at their gigs until they changed their name from “Deaf Leopard” to “Def Leppard”. Are all those midwest bands called “Free Beer”. Sometimes success depends on a good name.

Prepare to Die” would be a good name for their band. Then, when the crowd starts chanting “Prepare to Die, Prepare to Die, Prepare to Die”, they can imagine they’re a big hit… for a short time, at least…

They should have gone with “Screeching Eels”.

Wow! I’m impressed. You don’t find too many two-man barbershop quartets around these days….

Come now…Nard Muscle is the best of the bunch.

I like “Thieves’ Forest” best. It’s the least obvious.

I never noticed how much 22-year-old Scott looks like a Wooly Willy version of present-day Scott.