Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for March 24, 2018

that’s not how to take your medicine.

“And every time my wife stands up, she loses her birth control pills.”

…push’em harder…

Do not give him Viagra

With a nose like that, they ought to go easily

Sounds like a billable problem for a bird.

I’ve heard the best birth control pill is an aspirin. Just keep it between the knees.

Get a sleep number nest :~)

“My mommy said not to put beans in my ears…”