Bloom County 2019 by Berkeley Breathed for March 09, 2018

  1. 2018 max verstappen s nr 33 red bull rb14 f1 for avatar 3  400x400
    LeftCoastKen Premium Member over 6 years ago

    I read this thread on his Facebook page (https://www.facebook.com/pg/berkeleybreathed/photos/?ref=page_internal) and don’t know why Steve ended up in jail when what’s-her-name had signed the agreement to not accuse him of anything when they were in the bar.

     •  Reply
  2. Duck1275
    Brass Orchid Premium Member over 6 years ago

    The message is still evolving…

     •  Reply
  3. D34yd011pr76kiehfi3m
    ikini Premium Member over 6 years ago

    This is like the game of “Telephone”. That sentence changes each time it is brought up. Next time, should there be one, I hope Steve says, “Would you be so kind as to send the peanuts my way?” Less probability of mis-hearing. Probably.

     •  Reply
  4. 2541 6924938
    mjb515  over 6 years ago

    What kind of self-respecting cad would refer to his junk as “peanuts”?

    Yes, Steve. your oafishness has always been more Clintonian.

     •  Reply
  5. Citizens for a canadian republic
    A Hip loving Canadian...  over 6 years ago

    He should have said “Pardon me, I’m nuts.”

     •  Reply
  6. Agent gates
    Radish the wordsmith  over 6 years ago

    Trump just would have grabbed her by the p….

     •  Reply
  7. Deficon
    Coyoty Premium Member over 6 years ago

    To be fair, the legal preparations for the request did provide expectation that it would be considered offensive.

     •  Reply
  8. Calvin   hobbes   playtime in snow avatar flipped
    Andrew Sleeth  over 6 years ago

    I’ll file an appeal for ya’, Steve … or at least an amicus brief.

     •  Reply
  9. Image001
    dogday Premium Member over 6 years ago

    A new phrase! “Trumpian oafishness.” OH, how we’ve needed this. It is a phrase for the ages (I"m afraid.)

     •  Reply
  10. Lady dragoncat
    Dragoncat  over 6 years ago

    He lost the judge at Panel One. No self-respecting judge would ever interrupt a confession.

     •  Reply
  11. Airbender
    Airbender  over 6 years ago

    Next time, put the request in writing.

     •  Reply
  12. Thinker
    Sisyphos  over 6 years ago

    A couple of months in the Slam will do Steve some good, maybe. and us more, maybe. He could learn how to hotwire a car, make a toothbrush into a shank, or where to hire a hitman (I know a guy who knows a guy). We could use a respite from vague “nutty” jokes….

     •  Reply
  13. Missing large
    Egrayjames  over 6 years ago

    Maybe Steve should have offered her something more in line with SNL’s “Junk in a Box”.

     •  Reply
  14. Missing large
    mac04416  over 6 years ago

    It doesn’t matter what any ‘he’ says, It’s what any ‘she’ feels. She is a victim, He is the villain.

     •  Reply
Sign in to comment

More From Bloom County 2019