Endtown by Aaron Neathery for March 07, 2018

She beaned him.

…pork & beans. That’s all I have to say.

Looks to me like it’s not aimed at him.

He got canned.

“The quality of mercy is not strained, it droppeth as the gentle rain from heaven…”

Welp… No need to ask her if she thinks he’s guilty.

“Have some beans to go with the pork you ate!”

Are we sure that can actually contains beans? It may be a bomb in disguise.

Well she missed him (by THAT much), but what a tight spiral! Sign her up! ;-)

On an unrelated note, “happy birthday” to the REAL mayor of Endtown-Aaron Neatherly!

If Foxworthy was set up, who were the real murderers?

Dont hit a Rat!!! They don’t react well to things being thrown!

FOXWORTHY’s in hock with Security for the BS he’s been doing with his paper and with his only connection to the stringpullers turned into Sushi, he may very well be toast…

This is for openers!

Talk about a tin ear!

Guess who got beaned and win a prize.You get to keep the can.

Concealed carry license. When beans are outlawed, only outlaws will have beans.

To paraphrase a certain movie: “Portia, I’m no good at being noble, but it doesn’t take much to see that the problems of one little town don’t amount to a can of beans in this crazy world.”

Quick to judge.

The first stone/can is thrown…..let the mob have his justice….

Didn’t all this hullaballo start with a thrown trash can?

And the legendary “Wolf Riot” was followed almost immediately by the even more legendary “Pig Stampede.”

Yikes – I think I said before that Walt and Portia were basically the only characters presented as pretty much entirely blameless in this arc, looks like even that’s changing now.

In the 4th panel, it looks like Officer Dog (sorry don’t know his name) tried to grab Portia as she was throwing.

Hey, that’s good food you’re just throwing away, lady!

Well, given the basic principles of ballistics, that can o’ beans is gonna land somewhere beyond Philo’s head. Given the depiction of the crowd gathered in front of the vehicle, I sure hope they are paying attention or some unintended target IS gonna get canned. Ouch! ;-)

Aha! The triumphant return of the beans!