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My first wife left me, complaining that I never put the toilet seat and cover down. If I had only known about bathroom elves maybe my lawyer could have helped in my defense.
Farside99 almost 7 years ago
Hey! I like this excuse!
Walrus Gumbo Premium Member almost 7 years ago
And I was blaming the underpants gnomes! Boy, do I feel silly.
jreckard almost 7 years ago
And they take pride in their work – you could say they’re flush with pride.
katzenbooks45 almost 7 years ago
I thought gremlins made the mess and elves cleaned it up…
Anters55 almost 7 years ago
Ha! See?! Proof that it wasn’t me after all…
brain Les almost 7 years ago
so that’s how my bathroom gets so dirty! thought some one pished on the floor!
Egrayjames almost 7 years ago
My first wife left me, complaining that I never put the toilet seat and cover down. If I had only known about bathroom elves maybe my lawyer could have helped in my defense.
Stevefk almost 7 years ago
The one on the top of the commode is Bout to be on a roll…
osceola almost 7 years ago
I guess working for Santa is just seasonal employment.
Less Monday... More Friday almost 7 years ago
Guess they don’t know where I work…
Teto85 Premium Member almost 7 years ago
This one’s funny. Almost Larsonesque.
Zen-of-Zinfandel almost 7 years ago
This is what happens when they’re gnome alone.
Packratjohn Premium Member almost 7 years ago
Urinal lot of trouble now!
groovebilledani almost 7 years ago
Funny how they don’t inhabit single peoples’ homes….
cuzinron47 almost 7 years ago
I’d like to use this as an excuse, but it’s just me and I ain’t buying it.
Arianne almost 7 years ago
Tanks alot, you guys!
Satchel,Koko,LDL,Kenny almost 7 years ago
Mr. Hilburn, one of your best
Kind&Kinder almost 7 years ago
Santa’s a bit sloppy on the porcelain facility?
Bonita Voigt almost 7 years ago
Of course… they’re male elves!